To Nathan: I’m still in the lead. #iwillbreakyou
To voters: I’m independent. Really! #pickme
To his campaign manager: !! Who the hell wrote these talking points? #epic #fail
To reporters: I’ve been in office since Nathan and Carl were in diapers. #punks
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Thanks TA. That really is funny. Needed that.
What they’re thinking:
“I wonder why Tony Young was playing with my microphone while I was writing down questions for this Water Department representative.” ~Carl
“I’ve been to Iraq! New Generation of leadership! Sorry I can’t read the teleprompter with the camera so close so I just took a guess. Usually those do the trick.” ~Nathan
“I just received the TSA endorsement — something about them not wanting to see me every week. Hey I already won the primary, so whatever.” ~Bob
“I’m bored with putting bad guys behind bars. Hurry up with this photo, I’ve got *stuff* to do.” ~Bonnie
A little off the subject, but I just read a very interesting article.
It mentions the Progressive Caucus.
http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/45947
Isn’t Bob Filner a member of that group?
I checked –
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Dr. Filner) Bob Filner
“Tenure:
Filner is a founding member of the Progressive Caucus.”
Very interesting. We need to know about all of our candidates. .
HA HA – Funny!
DEMAIO
To his staff: Can u text me my Roadmap to Recovery real quick? Thx.
FLETCHER
To Tony Krvaric: Running for mayor. BRB
FILNER
To his campaign manager: Nathan Fletcher just became a democrat?? FML
DUMANIS
To pollster: You don’t know what the duck you’re talking about. Oops. Damn you autocorrect.
Um…why would someone use a hashtag in a text message?
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We don’t know, why would someone use one in a blog comment? #getasenseofhumor
#rightbackatcha
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#weagreewecoulduseoneattimes
Wow, do I get to use my favorite hashtag here? #COAC!
Or my new favorite: #WMTQ (Maassive and Marlowe will love this one)
This is wickedly accurate stuff. Love it. Thank you for the laffs TA!
I am so technologically stale I have no idea what is going on here. I feel like my dad did the day I tried to explain Donkey Kong to him.