So I was thinkng that we should really give Drunken Sailors a break on spending and rework the phrase to read: “Spending like a Drunken Legislator”. What do you think?
In a similar vein, it’s time we shop referring to politicians as prostitutes and whores. The (mostly) lady practitioners of these age-old occupations/pastimes doubtless are incensed at the gratuitous slur regarding their character.
JMG
As a drunken sailor I am immensely insulted.
D. Morton
*Sober* legislators. The addition of alcohol would probably lessen the amount of money Congress spends – if not due to intent, then at least due to decreased motor function and increased desire to be somewhere that a lobbyist can buy the next round.
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I couldn’t agree more, Bill. Old salt myself.
In a similar vein, it’s time we shop referring to politicians as prostitutes and whores. The (mostly) lady practitioners of these age-old occupations/pastimes doubtless are incensed at the gratuitous slur regarding their character.
As a drunken sailor I am immensely insulted.
*Sober* legislators. The addition of alcohol would probably lessen the amount of money Congress spends – if not due to intent, then at least due to decreased motor function and increased desire to be somewhere that a lobbyist can buy the next round.
Who says we Republicans don’t have fun?!
With this much time to waste, I really should get a paying job.