Join me, as we break through the boundaries of time and space to visit newspaper headlines 20 years in the future. The first thing we discover is that there are no more newspapers, but their electronic counterparts do still have headlines, such as,
“Supreme Court Rules The Entire Constitution To Be Unconstitutional”
“Animal Rights Activists Demand Permission To Marry Pets As Equal Protection Under The Law”
“Joy Behar Calls Canada A Racist Country For Not Allowing People From Meximerica To Cross Over Borders Illegally”
“Muslims Claim That Jewish Neighborhoods In New York Are Really Palestinian Lands Taken Over By Israel’s Illegal Occupation”
“London’s Famous Clock Tower Gives Off Chanting Call To Prayer Instead of Chimes, New Name: Big Ben Laden”
“Heterosexual Pride Parade Challenges Conventional Wisdom That Only Homosexual Tendencies Are Normal”
“Rev. Jessie Jackson’s Great Nephew Insists That Race Reparations Will Only Be Square After All White Americans Are Slaves Of Black Americans For 200 Years”
“NAMBLA Scolds Christians For Not Recognizing Beautiful Love Between Adults And Children, Calls Church Leaders Pedifileophobes”
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