From the brilliant John Dadian…
Here’s my recommendation for what Bob Filner should use as an excuse:
Substitute the name Bob Filner for Joliet Jake…
Mystery Woman: “You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.”
Joliet Jake: “No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to god!”
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There is the old Liberal stand by,”I did it for the children”.
Filner’s excuse would have said, “I did it so no woman would feel unappreciated”.